Human Feces To Power Next Gen iPod
Stop The Presses!!!! I have news that is going to shock the world! I’ve just recieved word from a very reliable source that the next gen iPod is going to use a portable fuel cell powered by human feces. Actually, it’s a brand new microreactor that can run on most kinds of animal feces.
The reason behind this radical departure is two-fold. One, Apple needed a design other than the built-in battery that they’be been having to replace. Two, this was the most environmentally friendly way to power the iPod. While hydrogen is still hard to manufacure into a liquid, feces provide enough methanol and other natural fuels to power the iPod for 100 hours or more.
The beauty of this is that feces are a free fuel. In fact we actually pay to have our feces removed now, so by pooping into Apple’s new Toilet Mac, the Toilet Mac Pro, and the Toilet Mac Hi-Fi (the iPod compatabile successors to Apple’s iToilet) users actually will save money. The Toilet Mac will start at $999 and prices will scale accordingly up into the $1,599 Toilet Mac Pro and the portable Toilet Mac Hi-Fi priced at $2,499 respectively.
What’s really exciting are Apple’s plans for the Toilet Mac Hi-Fi. Apple’s revolutionary port-a-potty will sport a high-fidelity sound system as well as a 17″ LCD monitor built into the door so that while people use the Toilet Mac Hi-Fi, they don’t have to miss a minute of the concert and they can recharge their iPod with feces at the same time. Apple plans to have the Toilet Mac Hi-Fi available in many high-profile concert festivals starting this fall.
[tags]iToilet, Toilet Mac, Toilet Mac Pro, Toilet Mac Hi-Fi, iPod, iTunes[/tags]
